One Line Story Returns!

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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:13 pm

The TARDIS lands in a Dorset quarry full of Ogrons. Out steps Pertwee Doctor eating a falafel.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:19 pm

“Oh damn, I stepped in some Ogron,” said Pertwee, “Do not worry, Barbara-In-A-Catsuit, you may come out, it is safe. But make sure you SPLINK!”
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Valeyard » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:34 pm

Suddenly, Dr. Who spotted the deadly Daleks having a barbecue and relaxing in a hot tub, which simply wouldn’t do at all!
'Bring back the Vervoids you cowards.'

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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:35 pm

Valeyard wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:34 pm
Suddenly, Dr. Who spotted the deadly Daleks having a barbecue and relaxing in a hot tub, which simply wouldn’t do at all!
So he killed them brutally with a butcher’s hook and a chainsaw.

Catsuit-Barbara just stood off to the side looking good.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:55 pm

Woah... This just got savage... :shock:

I think the BBC's gonna pull this story.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:56 pm

Danoftardis wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:55 pm
Woah... This just got savage... :shock:

I think the BBC's gonna pull this story.
And now we go to an unscheduled episode of Gardener’s World....

Could we edit it for the Whitehouse’s out there so that he just pokes them in the eye instead of brutally murdering them...?
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:47 pm

On tonight's Gardener's World Monty visits a gardener with a keen interest in Vervoids, while the Blathereen show us the best way to plant up our borders with rackweed.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by BilliePiperFan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:48 am

Over on Channel 4 Doctor Who is back with a new episode in its new late night slot.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by CharlieTheWhovian » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:39 am

BilliePiperFan wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:48 am
Over on Channel 4 Doctor Who is back with a new episode in its new late night slot.
Starring Davina McCall as the new Doctor! :lol:
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:58 am

CharlieTheWhovian wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:39 am
BilliePiperFan wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:48 am
Over on Channel 4 Doctor Who is back with a new episode in its new late night slot.
Starring Davina McCall as the new Doctor! :lol:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Never!

Nigel Havers is a way better choice anyway. :lol:
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