One Line Story Returns!

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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:14 pm

Danoftardis wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:58 am
CharlieTheWhovian wrote:
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BilliePiperFan wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:48 am
Over on Channel 4 Doctor Who is back with a new episode in its new late night slot.
Starring Davina McCall as the new Doctor! :lol:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Never!

Nigel Havers is a way better choice anyway. :lol:
No. Paul Merton IS the Doctor.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by MoarCrossovers » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:51 pm

This imposter Doctor was quickly shot by a monster too low budget to actually show on-screen.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by CharlieTheWhovian » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:32 pm

MoarCrossovers wrote:
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This imposter Doctor was quickly shot by a monster too low budget to actually show on-screen.
And now we cut to an advert break so Big Finish can advertise their new 12 part series - "Head Case: The Continued Adventures of Adam Mitchell"
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:35 pm

CharlieTheWhovian wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:32 pm
MoarCrossovers wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:51 pm
This imposter Doctor was quickly shot by a monster too low budget to actually show on-screen.
And now we cut to an advert break so Big Finish can advertise their new 12 part series - "Head Case: The Continued Adventures of Adam Mitchell"
Big Finish exec:

His mother dies of shock. So do all his friends. Then he falls off a cliff by accident. Back to doctor who.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:41 pm

Nigel Havers steps over the body of the imposter Doctor with his companion as played by 'Matt Berry'.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by BilliePiperFan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:46 pm

Suddenly Havers was hit in the chest by a bolt of green light and collapsed to the ground, looking up as his vision blurred. Dav-E-Na McCall stood above him with laser blaster in hand, "Yeah I survived the Dalek invasion of the game station b!tches" said the half woman half android.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:48 pm

BilliePiperFan wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:46 pm
Suddenly Havers was hit in the chest by a bolt of green light and collapsed to the ground, looking up as his vision blurred. Dav-E-Na McCall stood above him with laser blaster in hand, "Yeah I survived the Dalek invasion of the game station b!tches" said the half woman half android.
And so he regenerated into Paul Merton, and the excess regeneration energy caused a rip in the fabric of time, through which catsuit Aldred emerged.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by BilliePiperFan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:52 pm

And with that cliffhanger we go to another ad break including the B&M exclusive Naked Colin and Naked Peri action figure set.
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by Danoftardis » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:09 pm

Channel 4 are sad to announce the cancellation of their new TV series Dr Who. Rights have returned to the BBC, who to celebrate are running a special episode featuring all Doctors ever.

*Title sequence*
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Re: One Line Story Returns!

Post by DalekCheese » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:44 pm

Then, Sylvester McCoy- dressed in a catsuit- appeared. And then everyone bought brain-bleach and jumped off a cliff.
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