One Line Story Returns!

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Dr. Who was horrified, he phoned up close personal friend Liam Gallagher to sort out these amateurs. He promptly arrived and threw plums at them all shouting "yer f**kin madferit d'you know what I mean!"
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The word “y’know” summoned pre-Yoko Paul McCartney
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DalekCheese wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:18 pm
The word “y’know” summoned pre-Yoko Paul McCartney
Who was suddenly hit by a 100 mph Thomas the Tank Engine who suspiciously sounded like Ringo. Dr. Who watched on aghast as this happened and as Liam started a fist fight with Steps. Pure chaos ensued!
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"Why don't you give us a song Dr Who?" asked Nyssa who had appeared with no explanation at which point everyone began singing 'Doctor in Distress' in unison!
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And everyone clapped
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*End Credits*
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“And now,” intoned the continuity announcer, “time for another episode of Who, M.D.. One that will hopefully carry on for a while and possess something approaching a linear plot.”

And with that, the opening sting stung, and the Delaware theme kicked in.
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Ross Kemp was sat lathering himself up in the bath when suddenly...
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The phone rang. It was the owner of the company he worked in, named Boss Kemp.
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Boss Kemp was asking after his distant cousin, Spandau Ballet's Martin Kemp, for an up-coming Kemp reunion. Ross answered...
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