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One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:37 am
by CharlieTheWhovian
I thought I'd bring this little gem back. I don't know if we'll ever top Ross Kemp and Rose Tyler in a catsuit showing up but we'll see. :lol:

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The TARDIS landed and the doors flung open, and the crew couldn't believe what stood before them in the doorway.

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:49 am
by SJF
Ross Kemp gasped at what he saw before him and Rose Tyler in a catsuit shrieked in Terror.

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:53 am
by Deborah J
In front of them was the Abzorbaloff, who had just absorbed Greasy Regret Tom and Naked Colin Baker.

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:13 am
by SJF
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEENING MY TINY VOL-AU-VENTS” screeched Davrid Goodoson as he emerged from the shadows of the absorbaloff’s neck flab.

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:49 pm
by TheSparrow
But there was no time to react! Ross Kemp and Billie Piper clocked onto to the flickering lights that were surrounding the Abzorbaloff. Out of the black, the Badger Nerada amassed to attack them!!

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:54 pm
by SJF
Suddenly their knight in red overalls appeared! It was Lazlo! “RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” He screeched when Ross Kemp tripped over his curly tail.

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:32 pm
by BilliePiperFan
But suddenly a hand reached out to help Ross Kemp off the floor... it was Toby Zed!

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:06 pm
by Danoftardis
Immediately Toby Zed became possessed and ripped off his grey shirt to reveal one of Clara's dresses :o

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:41 pm
by CharlieTheWhovian
Danoftardis wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:06 pm
Immediately Toby Zed became possessed and ripped off his grey shirt to reveal one of Clara's dresses :o
Then all of a sudden Colin Baker walked in naked, saying 'So that's where my dress went!'

Re: One Line Story Returns!

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:03 pm
by Doctor Gamer
All of a sudden a massive, sentient chicken and mushroom pot noodle burst into the TARDIS!