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Avon
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Avon » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:07 pm

The Avon is most superb :lol: do band members get a 10% off family and friends discount?

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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by DalekCheese » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:12 pm

Avon wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:07 pm
The Avon is most superb :lol: do band members get a 10% off family and friends discount?
Yep. 20% if they have a drumkit.
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Gek2Win » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:23 pm

Not again! You guys may as well install a self-destruct button...
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Valeyard » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:27 pm

At 10:14pm this evening, I nicked Mr. Theodore Sparrow for stealing several slices of cheese on toast as well as Avon catalogues, blue boxes and jorses. He is currently being held in a detention cell at a nearby police station and will be taken to court within the next few days.

You lot’s antics are getting out of hand, and believe you me, if I find you lot’s up to any more mischief and creating a public ruckus, you’re nicked!
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Doctor Gamer » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:31 pm

DalekCheese wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:22 pm
Actually, DG, are you rushing to your nearest TCOS merch shop?
I already own everything on that list...

Well I’m still trying to find that rare 1 in 10000000 Danoftardis figure...

On a completely separate note, would anyone like to purchase 14,000 Danoftardis figures for 10 talmars?
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Deborah J » Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:43 pm

DalekCheese wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:36 pm
Danoftardis wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:35 pm
DalekCheese wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:31 pm


:lol:

The cover progresses. Debs is done, she came out well, Dan, you’re not bad, Sparrows kind of... hm.

I’ve got a good template for this one.
Looking forward to it. Remember to get the right number, use the handy chart. ;)
Good point. The album I’m spoofing is ‘The Best of Blondie’, although it’s a single from a best of album.
I was thinking that I knew this album, but I was thinking of "Atomic: the very best of blondie" which my mum has the cassette tape of.
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Danoftardis » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:15 am

TheSparrow wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:04 pm
Danoftardis wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:29 pm
I've just received a report that Sparrow has been found lying on the bar of a Dublin pub surrounded by 12 empty glasses of Guinness and mumbling about cheese on toast, Avon catalogues, blue boxes and jorses. Hopefully this won't affect our gig. :?
What the HECK, DAN.

You of ALL PEOPLE know exactly what I'm going through right now. How dare you expose me like that.
I'm sorry, but I don't see how I can carry on giving you all my support and musical talent after I get my personal life leaked to the rest of the band.
I thought I could trust you...
I'm gonna take a long break from this...
It's too much - game over, man.
Oops... I did it again. :oops: Sorry...

I'll pay your bail fee if you come back to the band? Well I'll pay it anyway, but it'd be nicer if you returned as well.
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by SJF » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:25 pm

STV News wrote:SPARROW’S TOASTIE SHAME! SEX, DRUGS AND CHEESE TOASTIES? TCOS ON THE ROCKS? Read inside for more details.
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Danoftardis » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:26 pm

Sparrow has been released from custody after it was revealed he was not a criminal. The wanted suspect was in fact a Mr Robin and there had been some confusion over names. As such our Dublin gig has been rescheduled for tonight, provided everyone stays off the sauce.
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Re: CULT OF SKARO

Post by Deborah J » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:34 pm

Im on the bus there now! Toot toot!
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