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BREAKING NEWS! DAVRID GOODOSON, OF STV NEWS, HAS OFFERED TO BUY TDV NEWS ON THE CONDITION THAT IPSO STOPS IT’S INVASTIGATION!
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Danoftardis wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:29 pm
BREAKING NEWS!

According to the Monday edition of The Times TDV has been accused of falsifying news stories, inciting slander and general naughtiness! Their special Sunday edition of the 8th of March was the final straw. They have been officially referred to the newspaper regulator IPSO, and their business premises have been seized until the investigation ends.

Is this the end of TDV?
The Times? The Whines more like - they are just jealous of our readership.

And for the record, as was clearly established in the epic High Court libel trial of TDV, we have long since failed to qualify as a 'newspaper' consequently IPSO has no authority over us.

Whilst the trial was largely a farce we do agree with the ruling that we do not count as a newspaper - BECAUSE WE ARE FAR MORE THAN JUST A NEWSPAPER!

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DalekCheese wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:44 am
BREAKING NEWS! DAVRID GOODOSON, OF STV NEWS, HAS OFFERED TO BUY TDV NEWS ON THE CONDITION THAT IPSO STOPS IT’S INVASTIGATION!
Goodson has already bought TDV - like millions he buys a copy every day (where else do you think he gets the stories to pad out his poor offering from?)

Hmmm.... got me thinking, I wonder if I should buy STV? I could use it as a motivational tool for our reporters - "keep delivering the goods work or we'll transfer you STV" - Lol, that will keep them focused!!

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A combination of TDV and STV is too nightmarish to comprehend, it would cast a dark cloud over the printed media world. I'm not sure Mr. Goodoson would ever sell his dodgy business though, having met him twice I have concluded he is a vain megalomaniac who will stop at nothing to spread his vol-au-vents across the entire globe!

Hopefully I can rely on his evilness and the TDV-STV merger will never occur.
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Danoftardis wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:57 pm
A combination of TDV and STV is too nightmarish to comprehend....

Hopefully I can rely on his evilness and the TDV-STV merger will never occur.

I don't think anyone would want an STD... :shock: .

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Bundesrat wrote:
Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:43 pm
Danoftardis wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:57 pm
A combination of TDV and STV is too nightmarish to comprehend....

Hopefully I can rely on his evilness and the TDV-STV merger will never occur.
I don't think anyone would want an STD... :shock: .
How about a SDV? Or a TTV. VTS-VDT? The combinations of disease sounding names are endless!
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STV News wrote:Davrid Goodoson denies rumours of merger with TDV citing fake news and claims of sales figures being better than ever. In a twist, he teases a surprise announcement coming very soon.
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Davrid Goodoson Page 3 photoshoot CONFIRMED??
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It’s been a bit quiet on the documentary front recently... everything okay with it DC?
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Yes, but it’s going S L O W L Y
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