One Line Story Returns!

[CharlieTheWhovian]

I thought I'd bring this little gem back. I don't know if we'll ever top Ross Kemp and Rose Tyler in a catsuit showing up but we'll see.

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The TARDIS landed and the doors flung open, and the crew couldn't believe what stood before them in the doorway.

[SJF]

Ross Kemp gasped at what he saw before him and Rose Tyler in a catsuit shrieked in Terror.

[Deborah J]

In front of them was the Abzorbaloff, who had just absorbed Greasy Regret Tom and Naked Colin Baker.

[SJF]

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEENING MY TINY VOL-AU-VENTS” screeched Davrid Goodoson as he emerged from the shadows of the absorbaloff’s neck flab.

[TheSparrow]

But there was no time to react! Ross Kemp and Billie Piper clocked onto to the flickering lights that were surrounding the Abzorbaloff. Out of the black, the Badger Nerada amassed to attack them!!

[SJF]

Suddenly their knight in red overalls appeared! It was Lazlo! “RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” He screeched when Ross Kemp tripped over his curly tail.

[BilliePiperFan]

But suddenly a hand reached out to help Ross Kemp off the floor... it was Toby Zed!

[Danoftardis]

Immediately Toby Zed became possessed and ripped off his grey shirt to reveal one of Clara's dresses

[CharlieTheWhovian]

Immediately Toby Zed became possessed and ripped off his grey shirt to reveal one of Clara's dresses

Then all of a sudden Colin Baker walked in naked, saying 'So that's where my dress went!'

[Doctor Gamer]

All of a sudden a massive, sentient chicken and mushroom pot noodle burst into the TARDIS!