One Line Story Returns!

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Where spontaneous socially distanced celebrations had broken out over the news that an actor was quitting their role.
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The actor's name was Scongo, who played the renowned best villain Scongo in the hit television series 'Doctor Who and Friends', which made Scongo vow his revenge on England.
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Valeyard wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:35 pm
The actor's name was Scongo, who played the renowned best villain Scongo in the hit television series 'Doctor Who and Friends', which made Scongo vow his revenge on England.
The people of England were too engrossed in their celebrations to notice the arrival of Scongo, they were so full of joyful expectation over the thought that the show they once loved would return to its roots and focus on the comical escapades of all those who frequented the time travelling coffee house in the heart of Manhattan - that was until he launched his attack.....
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Scongo played his Hyper Supersonic Bongos at maximum funkiness, turning the people of Earth into his mindless slaves, which made Dr. Who very cross!
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Doctor Who took Scongo to the Houses of Parliament, which is and has always been the most boring place on Earth (due primarily to its inhabitants).
Being sure to remain socially distanced from the OAP ministers, Doctor Who threw Scongo’s megafunk 2000 bongos into the Benches- which created a sort of “funk-dampener” and foiled Scongo’s plot- or so he thought!
However, just then...
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Boris Johnson walked in, with his army of Dalek Defense drones! He uttered the most terrifying words recorded in human history- they were....
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"Last time I cooked was... Last night! And I made steak and... Oven chips, which were very good!"

Boris gives a thumbs up.
https://youtu.be/TNsxGM2Py9c
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The Prime Minister the proceeded to cook Scongo, and Doctor Who looked on in horror! Just then...
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...Master What arrived to save Doctor Who and Scongo from the clutches of Boris Johnson, who was in actuality none other than the most despicable villain of all..
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Scongo! “What is this trickery?” screamed Doctor Who, but then Scongo pulled off his face, revealing none other than Ross Kemp in a (now rather sweaty) catsuit!
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