One Line Story Returns!

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Bundesrat
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DalekCheese wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 12:46 pm
Scongo! “What is this trickery?” screamed Doctor Who, but then Scongo pulled off his face, revealing none other than Ross Kemp in a (now rather sweaty) catsuit!
“Doctor - thank god!” cried Grant Mitchell (for it was he) - “I hope you’ve still got your 3D glasses as the Rani has returned to Albert Square and sprung another temporal trap - we have all been caught in it and are now continuously being transported through Dimensions in Time!!!!!!!!” dum, dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum....
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However, Dr Who had misplaced their 3d glasses and was confused as everything started to appear 2d!
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Doctor Who and his good friends were now 2D anime girls, which made Master What laugh!
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Master What chuckled so long, however, that they got stuck in a time loop, and was left to laugh forever more!
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But he was left with some anime girls, so at least he had entertainment.
“Phew!” said doctor who- but he then turned into the dark, edgy, and at times oddly distasteful VNA 7th Doctor!
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Now ththate Dr Who was the VNA 7th Doctor, he put a Sex Pistols album on the gramophone and ingested a large dose of toad venom to start the TARDIS traveling through time to see Jimi Hendrix start a druidic sex cult in 1492.
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Doctor Who opened the door. Pointing at Jimi Hendrix, in the midst of his Druidic sex cult, he said, “Wow! Look what he can do with his tongue!”

“Yes, Doctor! He can play the guitar with it!” said Scongo.
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Master What laughed at the ridiculousness of the situation, and then proceeded to punch Scongo in the face.
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Out of the blue, came Nigel Farage.

"Wish, Scongo was the totally Sus Chungus! Use code BRUH to get 10% off of NordVPN at wockyslush.com!"
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Overcome by the power of these words, the Doctor ran back to the TARDIS and fainted... before regenerating into a horrific BIG CHUNGUS x NIGEL FARAGE shipfic, taking this thread with him!
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