One Line Story Returns!

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A plan to kill Ross Kemp using only a rubik’s cube and a paper hat!
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Doctor Who placed the paper hat on the rubik's cube, and the evil Ross Kemp died of a heart attack upon witnessing this horrific combination.
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Evil Ross Kemp proceeded to regenerate into an evil Eamonn Holmes, for he was secretly a Time Lord!
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“No! Evil Eamonn Holmes, you’re a time lord!” shouted the Doctor, and proceeded to produce an FN.FAL and shot Evil Eamonn Holmes, who suddenly...
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...summoned the best villain, Scongo, and his army of mutated clone minions, the Scongles, to attack Doctor Who!
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Luckily Dr. Who was clever enough to realise that Scongo was in fact made up and so directed his attention onto the real villain who was...
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...Danoftardis, who had just used the power of failing at following through with other people's improv cues to derail where the story could have been going!
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After Doctor Who realised that Danoftardis was no threat to him other than having an entertaining narrative, he turned his attention onto Eamonn, who had just...
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Revealed a Big Red Book and said, “Dr. Pete Who, these are your lives! This, however, is your last life as you have used up all your regenerations in service of your humourous misadventures! Mwahahahahaha!”
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Dr. Who was horrified, and set off on an adventure to get more lives!
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