One Line Story Returns!

[KingYcranos]

And now on (insert channel name here), the new sitcom- S.C.O.N.G.O

[TheSparrow]

*opening titles*

"S.C.O.N.G.O. is filmed before a live studio audience!"

[KingYcranos]

Scongo, the main protagonist, walks on and trips over a small scale Power Boosted Open Ended Transmat Beam. *laughter*

[DalekCheese]

He asks for coffee. It appears. He moves to pick it up, only to have it fully materialise around his hand, turning him into a horrifying The Fly-style coffee-human hybrid.
laughter.

[Doctor Gamer]

ABC has announced a new reimagining to Doctor Who set mainly in A&E, called "Doctor Hugh"

[Danoftardis]

Starring Nigel Havers in the title role of 'Dr. Hugh' and Gloria Hunniford as his assistant 'Rosa Taylor'

*opening titles*...

[KingYcranos]

Dr.Hugh is cycling to work in a fez and long scarf, due to the Christmas Party occuring that day. However..

[Danoftardis]

He was immediately stopped by the Headmaster of the local school, who upon stroking his beard said 'Why Doctor how good to see you. Would you like to smell my daffodil?"...

[skifflebits]

He slapped the flower out of the Headmaster's hand shouting, "It's not lupus!" forgetting momentarily that he was Dr. Hugh, and not Dr. House, the television character played by actor Hugh Laurie.

[Doctor Gamer]

Acclaimed director and writer Chiss Cribnall has announced a reboot of Doctor Who, and has announced the Doctor is played by...