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Deborah J
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I had a health inspector in my restaurant one time, but the attic was full of moths so I cooked him into the chilli.
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No health inspectors have been harmed on our premises. Any news stories run by tdv or other agencies are categorically false. The Skul of Carot is a 100% safe establishment.
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I heard the health inspector had concerns about the number of rodents seen outside the building, but when he checked the effectiveness of the poison traps insides he recorded ‘Cul Of Rats - OK’
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I asked the manufacturer if new Skul of Carot t-shirts would fade in the wash. They responded, "Colourfast! 'K?"
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When I heard there were plans for a show where folk stand up and crack jokes about TCOS I asked the producer how he thought it would go. “Well”, he replied “sometimes the jokes are hilarious and sometimes they fall flat, that is the luck of the roast
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dang, these are some solid anagrams
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When asked how to get around the labyrinth-esque nature of the Skul of Carot I simply replied with, "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about the Lack of Tours"
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The long awaited review section from the most recent edition of Smash Hits is finally here! Unfortunately the news article and interview pages have been taken by a time scoop and are currently lost in the Death Zone... Oops.

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I had a lot of difficulty but wibble
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Deborah J wrote:
Thu Dec 09, 2021 10:39 am
I had a lot of difficulty but wibble
Congratulations, you have just won the internet!
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