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Bump
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Bump

For my love

Bump in

(do-do-do-do)

Wear a glove

BUMP if you want to see some fishes in the night

Yeah!

Bu-u-u-ump

For my love


That was a song called bump, not to be mistaken for "bump bump" which is an entirely different song
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Neither of which should be confused with Grace Jones’ “Pull up to bumper”
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Danoftardis is rumoured to have been trapped in a flimsy and frankly, Mr Shankly, cheap time eddy for the last two months. Reports suggest his last words were "I'll report back" before mysteriously disappearing to cheesy 70s music. Reports also claim other members of TCoS have become trapped on a plant where they are constantly fist bumping and cannot escape without their Danager's time head.

This may go some way to explaining why 'Britain's Biggest Band' have gone quiet recently. Or maybe I just made it all up. Who knows?
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Can confirm I am on a plant, feed me Seymour.
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Deborah J wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:47 pm
Can confirm I am on a plant, feed me Seymour.
Steamed ham?
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The rumours that TCOS bassist danoftardis has been replaced by a robot are still under investigation and as such remain unconfirmed.

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Beep boop. My programming forbids me from confirming or denying this rumour. *drinks from oil can*

This may also explain TDV's reports of my 'robotic bass sound' which before now I took as an insult...
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Rumor: A recently-uncovered 15th century innkeeper's journal reportedly contains the entry "Culte of Skaro demands more meade to roome twelve, else they will 'tear the place up and burn it down,'" leading scientists to speculate that the Cult latest tour has taken them back in time.
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A spokesperson for the Cult has released this statement:

"Despite lead Bassist Danoftardis possessing time travel capabilities in his 'Time-Head', under section 41 of the Shadow Proclamation, the Cult must follow strict rules which ban them from using these capabilities for commercial gain. Whatever Cult scientists have uncovered are not the same as TCOS, and the similarities are purely coincidental. TCOS is also currently on a creative Hiatus and so no tours should be commencing for a while anyway, especially to keep within government guidelines of the COVID-19 pandemic."
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